Revering Legendary Idols

Track 2

A Public Park

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Tao

Alright, seems like there’s barely anyone around. We can practice here.

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Kinari

I agree. Then, the first step is—

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——Kinari slides back

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Tao

……Kinari?

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——Kinari slides further back

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Kinari

Upon doing the assigned steps, I suddenly am pushed further back——

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Tao

Wait, stop! Stop moving! Your foot…!

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Kinari

I have now learned that the center of gravity is important to rollerskating.

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Tao

Yeah. Plus, you have to be aware of your starting position when doing the steps. Let me try doing a spin next.

Then you do a turn like this——WOAAAAAH…?!

——Tao shakes in place

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Kinari

What a wonderful rotation… But this method can only be performed once. Or, 6, 7, 8……

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Tao

My eyes.. ‘m dizzy…

——Then subsequently falls to the ground

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Tao

Even if you know what to do next, being able to actually control it is a different story… This sure is hard…

I never knew it would feel so different from skating straightways…

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Kinari

But we have made improvements since beginning our practice. Shall we try singing along as we do it?

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Tao

Alright… Let’s give this a shot!

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Tao & Kinari:

*singing*

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(We should switch positions here, and—! That was close?!)

*singing*

Sorry, I’m about to crash, so avoid me, Kinari!!

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Kinari

!!

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——Both of them crash into one another

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Tao

It’s going to be real hard to make this a reality on stage, right?

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Kinari

Today was only the first day of practice, so it is to be expected. It is recommended to optimize our movements while rollerskating.

For now, I’d like to take a rest and review KAWORU Taishou’s videos for reference. I have also made a playlist of the relevant clips.

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Tao

You serious? That’d help a lot!

Dude, this is so nostalgic… The closer I look at it, it’s really as cool as I remember. More than cool, it’s what, hella rad1…? Like that?

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Kinari

How the headband is flowing along the winds is perf2 as well. It is a styling that can only be achieved with rollerskating.

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Tao

Maybe we should look into the costumes too…

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Kinari

The probability of going viral for doing a homage is about 76.44%. I’ll order a set for consideration.

HAMA House — Bird Room

——Knock, knock

——Door opens and Kinari enters the room

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Kinari

Tao, the KAWORU Taishou homage costumes have arrived. Shall we check it out together?

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Tao

Oh…! I’ve been sorta looking forward to it coming in.

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Tao

Huh, wait… What’s with these insanely short shorts3…?!

(And we’re supposed to tie a headband around our heads, then rollerskate with these on…?)

(No way, absolutely no way! The actual thing compared to the impression I had before is just completely different! It’s impossible, there’s no way I’m doing this…!!)

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Kinari

It will be a large shift from what we usually do, but I think it should alleviate the monotony in our performances.

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Tao

…No, isn’t this too big of a shift?!

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Kinari

But, the acceptance rating’s probability is around eighty—

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Tao

Let’s just leave all this rollerskating stuff and these sorts of costumes to legendary idols instead…!

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We’re aiming to get to their status someday, so let’s just do our best in our own ways for now! Something like that… Got it?!

  1. イカす lit. meaning - “cool”, a slang popularized from the 60’s. Seems to be rather outdated these days, though.

  2. 決まっている lit. meaning - “it’s decided”, but can be used as a way to compliment something in a slang context.

  3. Likely referencing this specific outfit

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