Track 1

Everyone, I thank you all for taking the time out of your precious day to tune into my Birthday DazzLive.

This time, in accordance with fan requests, I am conducting this stream while wearing a school uniform.

Once more, I am grateful to Kurama-sama of Day2, for lending me his own.

Chief, do you remember the Asu High Student-for-a-Day event¹ Azekawa-kun participated in? It was supposed to be a private event, yet information was leaked from somewhere, and the company ended up getting flooded with inquiries…

Ahaha… Replying to all of those must’ve been quite the work.

But… Yeah, I do. And I kinda get how everyone feels—how they’d want to experience school life with Kinari-kun.

Chat’s going real crazy. They’re saying things like, “You’re so cute!” and “It suits you so well~”, and stuff.

You all have my sincerest gratitude.

I look forward to learning many things from everyone today. Please feel free to share your honest feedback without reservation.

Waaaah, Kinyari, ur so diligent~! Luv u~ Headpat time☆ There, there~

A return headpat for u, Chihiro. There, there.

Haha! Now that’s a heartwarming sight!

In addition to wearing this uniform, I have also done further research on student life this time around.

In doing so, I learned that students that did not join any clubs often chat in their classrooms or in a cafe they like after school.

Yep, yep! Like, just wanderin’ around with no plans in mind~ But recently, taking puri-stickers in uniform’s been all the rage♪

For us, it’s either going to karaoke or the arcade, depending on what we felt like doing that day.

I didn’t experience anything like that myself, but… I do remember seeing my classmates moving as if they’ve just been released from prison.

As such, I have decided to spend this time as if we were chatting away after school.

Okie-dokie~! We’ve prepped some snacks ‘n drinks too, so this’ll be a munchie birthday party~☆

Then, I’ll let you have a taste of the good stuff my lambs have generously offered.

UWAH?! KUGURINU?!

(I thought he disappeared like 5 minutes before the stream started… He actually came back?)

…Well, the fans are happy about it this time, so let’s not hold it against him, Chief.

Woooow~ Chocolates, cookies and macarons~! Soooo yummy-lookin’!

Each box has a logo of a high-end hotel printed on them.

It seemed that one of my lambs caught wind of this project from the grapevine. They insisted on offering their very flesh and blood for everyone's sake.

Come to think of it, there’s always that one guy who shows up late to a hangout ‘cause they brought all the snacks and refreshments...

Aren’t you just thrilled, maci?

Please don’t lean on me all of a sudden! I’m not a pillow!

Surprise snacks and a latecomer friend. I see, so this, too, is a scene from after school.

By the way, Kuguri, did you bring ramen?

Disappear from my sight this instant.

Okaaaaay, let’s all chillax for a bit~

Anyhow, the Ev3ns lineup is complete.

Yaaaaay! Alrighty, once again——

HBD, Kinyari~!!

Thank you.

Thank you as well to all of our viewers. All the good wishes I’ve received from the chat box have made me “happy”.

Still, after school, huh. My student days feel like a distant memory, but…

If we were to be classmates, I wonder what sort of things would’ve happened?

…The thought of being in the same cramped cage as you disgusts me.

Hmm… If that sorta thing happens, I guess things won’t turn out the way they are now.

Honestly, if it were the old me… I probably would’ve seemed like a lone wolf that wouldn’t let anyone get close.

Wha— Taotao, are you FR?! I /gen can’t see that~!

I also cannot imagine such a thing. The fact that Ev3ns cannot form is defs beyond sad face emoji vibes.

I’m just speaking in hypotheticals! Besides, I’m real grateful for what I have today.

I understand. Perhaps meeting in the past wouldn’t have brought us together quite the way it has in the present.

(...The atmosphere here is similar to the Secret Robot Assemblies I attend with Sonia-sama and the others.)

Talking about nonsensical things, hypothetical things and what-ifs. Time spent together in conversation like this… It’s “fun”.)

(And… I also feel reluctant to part ways as the time allotted for the stream slowly trickles away. How “lonely”...)

——Oh, my bad. Kinda rude of us if we’re just chatting amongst ourselves.

…Right on☆ It’s time for the chat reading segment~!

——Ah, got one! “If Kinari-kun was my teacher, I might be able to focus in class”, so they said! Chii gets it for realsies.

Fufu. What could a puppet possibly teach?

As I am still learning myself , there is very little I can teach. However, I believe I can help with questions that have definite answers.

According to my research, teaching one another the contents of a textbook that we do not have a proper grasp on is a way of spending time after school. If you’d like, I can provide appropriate assistance.

…As such, when it comes to classical literature, understanding the context clues is just as essential as memorization and grammar.

Kinyari’s explanation just neow was sooooo fire! It was like, super easy to get!

How ‘bout starting a series called, “Azekawa-sensei’s Test Prep” in shortform format?! It’d totes go viral~!

Should he do that, won’t everyone start fighting over who gets Plüss?

Yeah… I mean, I used to panic real bad before exams, so having someone like that would’ve seriously helped.

It would be very reassuring to have Kinari as a classmate.

……

(...Ev3ns and the stream chat. Two different groups of people coming together as one.)

(I feel… as if I want to stay here forever. If I’m chatting with irreplaceable friends and companions I can be myself with, I think I can keep going on.)

(So this is what “after school” is like… I think I’ve learned another new thing, Master.)