Track 1
Indoor Ski Resort
—— Akuta and Nanaki whooshing past
Yeaaaaaaah!
You sure have improved for just a day’s work, Akuta!
Mwehehe! Ya can keep showering me with praise, yanno!
——Kinari passes by, and fast!
Hey, whazzat just now?!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, that’s—
……
Azekawa-san?! / Kinari-san?!
Then right here… I shall brake.
Calculating… Snowboarding speed and interpersonal avoidance speed by the coefficient of kinetic friction. Conclusion: No problems found.
(……? It seems that people have gathered around me…)
Um, excuse me…! Are you a pro-athlete?!
No, I am not.
Now live! A guerrilla interview with this snowboarder going at Mach speed! How many years have you been snowboarding?
For about 2 hours.
Today was his first time doing this…?! Man, I’m losing faith in myself…
Do you have anyone sponsoring you?
My apologies. However, I am already an affiliated employee of HAMA Tours…
In the first place, are you even human—
——Akuta and Nanaki step in
Alright, alright! Sorry, please excuse us! If you’d like to take pictures, please get the agency’s approval first!
Kinari-san, you’re soooooo GOATED! One more time! I wanna catch it on-cam so let’s go one more time!
Hurry up, Akuta! Get over here!
Phew… Good thing that we managed to catch the chairlift in time.
Bro, what even was that earlier?! Like what, a bullet tearing through the snowy mountains?! I got some real crazy goosebumps when the entire slope went into a frenzy over that—it was just like the opening scene of a disaster movie!!!
I apologize. It seems I have caused a scene.
How’d ya get so freakin’ fast?! I wanna catch allat good stuff with my camera next time, so gimme me some tips!
Regarding pointers, I—
Um, sorry to interrupt, but we should get off soon. Or else we’ll end up going one more lap around the slope.
Yes, understood.
Then, I’ll get down from here.
‘Kay! I’ll go next.
…H-Hold up, my board’s stuck?!
It’s okay, stay calm…!
(pants and wheezes) Hup…! Haaaa… Aaaaand touch down!
——Kinari slowly drifts farther away, eventually disappearing from view
...Ah.
AHHHHH!!!!!! WE LEFT KINARI-SAN ON THE CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!!!